What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?